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Someone should care, maybe not you....

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40+ year old former teacher, linguist, interrogator, soldier, and lastly convict. We all do stupid things every once and awhile. I am an economic conservative and a firm believer in civil rights. Starting a new life now and frankly not sure what I am going to be doing.

26 July 2005

New Conspiracy......

A web comic which I read, (yes, I have just exposed yet another of my quirks, or maybe even "odious personal habits") called Shortpacked came up with a wonderful new idea for a conspiracy theorist.
Basicly that the whole move towards accepting Gay marriage is a plot to eleminate homosexuals. People conceed that homosexuality is at least in part genetic. In the past gays have been forced to hide in sham marriages and thus have reproduced. If they marry each other, no more passing on of the "bad" gene and they gradually remove themselves from the population. That is not the most twisted and convoluted conspriacy theory I have come across but it is a good one. Maybe Gays should push this idea and get the fundies to stop raging against them so much. A conspiracy within the conspiracy...... Now all we have to do is tie in the Tri-lateral commision, the Knights Templar, and the Illuminati.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was always a fan of the Orbital Mind Control Lasers. And don't forget the Gnomes of Zurich.

8:41 PM  
Blogger Adrian said...

BRILLIANT!!!

How funny. : )

1:21 PM  
Blogger Stephalupogus said...

Oh Lord

1:24 PM  
Anonymous samantha said...

*giggle* That's ...hysterical. I mean, wrong. Er...*snicker*

2:10 PM  

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