New Conspiracy......
A web comic which I read, (yes, I have just exposed yet another of my quirks, or maybe even "odious personal habits") called Shortpacked came up with a wonderful new idea for a conspiracy theorist.
Basicly that the whole move towards accepting Gay marriage is a plot to eleminate homosexuals. People conceed that homosexuality is at least in part genetic. In the past gays have been forced to hide in sham marriages and thus have reproduced. If they marry each other, no more passing on of the "bad" gene and they gradually remove themselves from the population. That is not the most twisted and convoluted conspriacy theory I have come across but it is a good one. Maybe Gays should push this idea and get the fundies to stop raging against them so much. A conspiracy within the conspiracy...... Now all we have to do is tie in the Tri-lateral commision, the Knights Templar, and the Illuminati.
Basicly that the whole move towards accepting Gay marriage is a plot to eleminate homosexuals. People conceed that homosexuality is at least in part genetic. In the past gays have been forced to hide in sham marriages and thus have reproduced. If they marry each other, no more passing on of the "bad" gene and they gradually remove themselves from the population. That is not the most twisted and convoluted conspriacy theory I have come across but it is a good one. Maybe Gays should push this idea and get the fundies to stop raging against them so much. A conspiracy within the conspiracy...... Now all we have to do is tie in the Tri-lateral commision, the Knights Templar, and the Illuminati.
4 Comments:
I was always a fan of the Orbital Mind Control Lasers. And don't forget the Gnomes of Zurich.
BRILLIANT!!!
How funny. : )
Oh Lord
*giggle* That's ...hysterical. I mean, wrong. Er...*snicker*
Post a Comment
<< Home