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40+ year old former teacher, linguist, interrogator, soldier, and lastly convict. We all do stupid things every once and awhile. I am an economic conservative and a firm believer in civil rights. Starting a new life now and frankly not sure what I am going to be doing.

05 October 2007

Coming to kill ya, it's coming to kill ya.....

Well, there are a variety of SERIOUS subjects I could post on. For example, idiots who thing offending someone is equivalent to beating someone into unconsciousness, or, why anyone really gives a rats ass about the Iowa caucuses, or, the intellectual dishonesty of those who say that because Al Queda wasn’t in Iraq when we invaded, we aren’t fighting them there now.
But, instead of that I’ll talk about the upcoming Zombie Plague. (I am SHOCKED that ZS seems to have missed this) A month or so ago a meteor hit the ground in Peru with news reports promptly coming out of gases that that we making people ill and killing animals in the area where it hit. Investigators were dispatched and then the story dropped off the news. Now to anyone who has watched a movie about flesh eating zombies it is clear what has happened. The people became zombies and the “investigators” killed them off in an attempt to cut the plague off at the source. Of course, since it occurred in the wilds of Peru it is highly doubtful that they got all of them. Some are sure to have escaped into the wilds. So I expect shortly whole areas of the Amazon basin are going to start dropping out of communication with the world. Then the zombies are going to start boiling out of the jungles and it will pretty much be all over for South America. That wall on the southern border that immigration opponents are so fond of will get built across the Isthmus of Panama (probably too late) to prevent the spread but it won’t work, refugees in small boats or earlier in planes will have made it out and outbreaks will start occurring in other places. Nukes and chemical weapons will be used in attempts to contain the infected. Death will stalk the planet and the only safe place will be ZS’s compound if he has it done otherwise we are all pretty much toast.

If the zombies don’t get us the brain eating amoebas probably will.

11 Comments:

Blogger Mental Meanderings said...

World War Z explains what will really happen as the Zombie infestation spreads. Read it and the Zombie Survival Guide in order to be ready. Only the prepared have any hope of survival.

9:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe FEMA has dropped the ball on this one, too. And where's Homeland Security when you need them?

11:00 AM  
Blogger Princess Banter said...

Pah! Who needs serious when we can talk c*ck about more interesting stuff? :) Zombies are higher up on my list than bird flu, definitely!

9:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

3:24 PM  
Blogger exMI said...

As much as I love Ash he really doesn't fit into the zombie plague scenario. He, after all, was fighting demons that possessed human bodies (and parts) Not quite the same thing. (although he and his boomstick would be good to have around when it comes)

11:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Peruvian meteors PLUS brain-eating amoebae, and there's still no reports of zombies. Bah.

9:10 PM  
Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

Can't talk now. I'm checking out my supplies...

3:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While I was checking on the canned food and shotgun shell stockpile, I started wondering:

Would it be worth buying some canned brains just to use as a distraction? You know, open the can and throw it one way while you run the other? Or does it have to be human brains?

10:58 AM  
Blogger exMI said...

Good question.......

11:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While we're on the topic, here's a handy handbook.

http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628/

The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.

4:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they're zombie monkeys.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7055625.stm

10:31 AM  

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